saccharinescorpion:
grapeyguts:
yknow what pertaining to that
why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time
w-we know
nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon
you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down
true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line 
and it has been crossed
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8:43 pm • 3 June 2012 • 5,138 notes
funntea:
Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but you live at my temple,
so see you around, pretty lady.

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7:51 pm • 3 June 2012 • 1,716 notes
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
| Mom: |
GO TO YOUR ROOM
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| Brother: |
that's not fair
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| Mom: |
DO AS I SAY.
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| Brother: |
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
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| Mom: |
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
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| Me: |
I CAN HEAR YOU. |
1:46 am • 3 June 2012 • 105,126 notes
Good thing I managed to avoid today under my better judgement telling a masturbation joke to a woman I was just told is very religious. Very Christian.
1:46 am • 3 June 2012
yanagoya:
dooiepierlala:
Now you too can draw your own penis by following these 5 easy steps!
That or take a penis screencap from porn and trace it. I promise you, chances of getting caught are low.
I thought about decency and not reblogging this but………..come on (lol)
(via awkwardlyseducingyou)
1:34 am • 3 June 2012 • 458 notes