yknow what pertaining to that
why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time
w-we know
nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon
you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down
true, but
in certain situations
i think it can be said
that there is a line
and it has been crossed
(via awkwardlyseducingyou)
GO AWAAAY. D:
via sodamnrelatable
(via that-smile-doe)
Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but you live at my temple,
so see you around, pretty lady.
(via aznthug)
| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
Good thing I managed to avoid today under my better judgement telling a masturbation joke to a woman I was just told is very religious. Very Christian.
Now you too can draw your own penis by following these 5 easy steps!
That or take a penis screencap from porn and trace it. I promise you, chances of getting caught are low.
I thought about decency and not reblogging this but………..come on (lol)
(via awkwardlyseducingyou)
